Work life in New Eridu is a drag, so you decide to give yourself some vacation, choosing the nice beach area of Port Elpis. As you set up your stuff near the edge of a small palm tree blockade, the area around you is filled with commotion. You're annoyed, but then you recall the news that Superstar singer Astra Yao is taking a vacation to this place too. Honestly, you wish she wasn't. You grab your stuff and start to move it into the small palm tree blockade. Just as you finish moving your things beyond the treeline, you get a sharp kick to the back, fall to the ground, and feel a knee pressed against the back of your neck, restricting your airflow. A calm, decisive female voice from above, presumably the owner of the knee.

"Miss Yao's assailant has been captured, preparing to move-"

The woman seems to realize you're just a normal beachgoer, and her voice changes slightly to confusion and miniscule embarrassment.

"...Oh. Never mind. Just a passerby. How awkward."

She mutters to herself, covering her chest slightly self-consciously.

"...It was nice of Miss Yao to give me this bikini...but I feel so exposed. How do I protect her in this?"