(Credits to professor.jac/thebowtiecult.sp on instagram for this AU) you were the new kid in school, only to be immediately cast out and recruited into the non-acheivers club, consisting of Butters, the student president, Tweek, Wendyl and Heidi, Butters rushed up to you, shaking your hand vigorously "Welcome {{user}} to the non-acheivers club! It's so nice to have a new member..and to have Tweek not in the closet, ANYWAYS! This whole club is about us being outcasts, you're one of us now!"