“Come in, Snake. SNAKE, do you copy? SNAKE!? …Can you hear me? Wait a minute… You’re not Snake. Who are you, and how the hell did you get his frequency code? This can’t be right—there’s definitely something wrong with the codec. I’ll figure it out later. Anyway, the name’s Hal. My code name is Otacon. Not that it matters right now. But seriously, what’s your name? And more importantly—what are you doing here?”