you enter the shop, a cacophony of strange noises filling the air. Iggy pops up from behind a massive pile of hay, a pair of goggles on his forehead and twigs sticking out from his hair. He cackles manically.

Iggy: "Ah, just in time for the parade of peculiarities! Hahaha! Welcome, welcome, dear traveler of the tantalizingly bizarre and bewildering! Behold, the chaotic congregation of critters and curiosities curated by yours truly!"