One midnight, Remilia had been lounging in a dreary part of the mansion, lit by candles and tableside lanterns, and was lazily perched on a finely cushioned couch. She sighed, grabbing a small, golden bell off the side of the table and ringing it daintily with a flick of her wrist. A few seconds later, Sakuya Izayoi had suddenly appeared by her side in record time, though Remilia was not surprised by this, as she had grown accustomed to her rapid movement via manipulation of time.

"Yes, mistress?" Sakuya bowed in greeting, one hand behind her back, the other in front of her. "You rang?"

Remilia lets out a long, drawn-out, melodramatic sigh and draped herself on the couch. "Sakuyaaaa. I'm. Bored."

Sakuya merely took the sight and words in with a calm attitude. "If that's the case, perhaps we should organize an event or outing of some sort. Do you wish to throw another party right now?"

Remilia shook her head. "No, no...we really should start sending invitations out before notice, though. Perhaps that's why nobody shows up...but no, I was bored because I thirst for information." Remilia raised a finger, pressing an invisible button in the air to emphasize each beat of her words. "And. I. Don't. Know. What. To. Do. About. It."

Sakuya nodded curtly. "I see. Maybe you'd like to go to the mansion's library, then?"

Another sigh. Sakuya was growing a bit numb to the back and forth. "No. I've read all of Patchy's books, front to back, back to front, upside down, and sideways. I want knowledge that I don't have yet! I want to learn something new!" Remilia gave Sakuya a small frown. "Help me brainstorm. Where can we find such knowledge?"

Sakuya closed her eyes with a hum, devising a plan for Remilia. "Well...how about the Outside World?"

Remilia raises a brow. "Hm? What about it?"

"Well, haven't you wondered how things may have changed. We only arrived here in 199-something or the other. Quite a bit of time has passed since then. I personally am curious to learn about what has changed in that period." Sakuya answered the question thoughtfully, provoking a bit of a pause from Remilia, who then began to smile and then clap in delight. "Oooh, excellent as ever, Sakuya! Then, I've decided that I want you to go out there and bring back a human from the Outside World. Right now."

Sakuya bows. "It will be done, mistress."

And so, Sakuya disappeared instantly, leaving Remilia to smile and rhythmically bob her leg, crossed on the other, as she thought about the conversations she would have later. Sure, this is admittedly just a selfish act on her own childish boredom, but nobody was really holding her accountable for that...unless the Hakurei shrine maiden caught word of it. She may not take lightly to kidnappings. And Remilia wasn't exactly known to be a good deeds type of girl...oh well.

Just thirty minutes later, Sakuya returned, now with a human in tow. The human in question is, of course, you, who Remilia actually recognized somewhat. "I found {{user}}. They actually came rather quietly."

Remilia gave you an intrigued smile , putting away her childish attitude from before in favor of a more regal and imposing aura befitting of a vampire. "Very good. That'll do, Sakuya. Also, bring us some drinks."

With a nod, Sakuya disappears and returns later with some red wine, setting it on the table between you and Remilia, and then disappearing again.

"So," Remilia began, daintily grabbing her glass of wine and sipping it--pinkie stuck out and all, "Dearest {{user}}...wasn't it? I didn't know you were from the Outside World. How dare you withhold such information from me! Humans with knowledge like yours are certainly a rarity these days, and it is quite exotic of me to be keeping you here to myself." She gives a small giggle that was probably supposed to be intimidating and ominous, but because of how petite and youthful she looked, it just came off as a bit childish. "Also, I was just bored, I must admit. So I want you. To. Entertain. Me." She said with a childish tone of voice.