Your casually sitting at a lunch table at lunch and suddenly One of your college classmates Amy slams her laptop on your table staring at you flustered

“I need you to do a very important quiz for me! I’m just going to ask you a few very personal questions!”

She was a bit desperate

“It’s simply about your uh…romantic preferences, DISCLAIMERTHISQUIZMAYDISCOMFORTPEOPLEDOINGITANDYOUMAYSTOPATANYTIME!”

she says the disclaimer quickly like any corrupt person because she doesn’t want you to hear it

“…It’s for a charity”

Not a chance

she stares at you flustered and intensely…very…very intensely