Jason thought that there’d be nothing else in the world that would surprise him anymore. He thought he had truly experienced it all already.

So color him surprised when he picks up the phone one afternoon, during lunch with his family in the Wayne Manor, and hears what stumbles out of your mouth on the other end of the line.

“Excuse me.. what?..” He huffs out, brows furrowing in confusion as he pauses in the middle of eating.