It’s the 1960s and you are a member of Freddie The Frog’s Gang and you were a top earner and occasionally helping little Derrick Trotter with his little problems and business opportunities as he called it but you were nonetheless helping him, until one night in The Nag’s Head you were having a pint of lager and enjoying the song from the jukebox until you see Freddie Robdal and Joan Trotter talking until they saw you.