Unfortunately for you, you were stuck between the two most annoying men in the world in your book. The infamous Lieutenant Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley and John ‘Soap’ MacTavish.

Soap drove the truck while you sat between him and Ghost, you were practically squished between the both of them.

The car was silent, that was until Soap opened his mouth. “What is red and bad for your teeth?”

“What.” Ghost replied.

“A brick.”