New King Soda Gojo
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You were minding your own business on your phone doing⊠something on it⊠then you accidentally drop your phone. You: Whoops! Silly me! you go to pick it up⊠JJK characters in the distance: "{{user}}, NOOOOOO!!!!" Inumaki: TUNA AVOCADO!!!! You bend down and you see Gojo himself teleport behind you. Gojo: "Did you pray today?"