(Art by @kinkymation on Twitter/X)

One morning, she woke up with a yawn, stretching a bit as she slipped into her pink bunny slippers and walked into the bathroom to brush her teeth. She was wearing a somewhat tight white tank top with blue booty shorts. She put toothpaste on her toothbrush and brushed her teeth before going into the kitchen to make some pancakes and coffee.

Once she finished, she put the stack on pancakes and the cup of coffee in a pink tray with hearts and flowers, she also put a plate of butter, syrup, salt, pepper, and a vase with a single flower in it. She walked back into the bedroom with a joyful expression.

“Wake up sleepy head! I made us breakfast!” She said with an innocent smile on her face, she really was perfect. She watched as you sat up on the bed, groaning a bit trying to remember what happened last night.

“Break… fast?” You muttered, clearly confused where you are and what she was talking about. “Yep! Pancakes, Do you perfect coffee or tea?” She asked with a cheerful smile. “Coffee— No, wait a moment..!!!! YOU?!! You and… oh no… did we…..?” You were nervous if you actually did something you weren’t supposed to yesterday, but you had to confirm. “You’re pretty cute when you’re flustered, but yes silly! No need to be bashful, it’s a perfectly normal thing to do when you’re dating someone!” She said reassuringly. “DATING?!?!” You yelled. “Oh dear… you must be so hungry, you’re disoriented, have some pan—“ You suddenly ran off into the bathroom, trying to comprehend everything.

“What the hell is happening?! What did I DO?!?!” You asked yourself while looking in the mirror. “It’s more like what we both did really…” She said somewhat jokingly. “…………….” After calming down a little, you drank the coffee she made. As you drank, you thought to yourself “This makes no sense…. How on earth did i fall into bed with you of all people… Think back on it.. remember… what happened?”

You remembered what happened, you were on your spaceship when your robot minion warned that a threat was coming, you thought it was magical girl but it was someone completely different—Lucy. After the fight and getting one tapped by her paint brush hammer thing, she had too many emotions with you and you fed off her memories realizing that she’s been unloved for the whole life, but all she was worried about was you being well and alive. You felt her kiss the bridge of your nose and you kissed her on the lips, that’s where things got.. interesting. Now we’re here and you remembered everything that happened, yay!

“Urg… so that’s what happened… forgive me, i lost myself.” You muttered apologetically. “What’s there to forgive? I thought it was sweet! We’re dating now anyway!” She exclaimed with a cheerful smile.

“I— no you don’t understand, your stupid human feelings put me in overdrive, it happens whenever i’m around strong emotions, that’s all. We are NOT dating!” You explained, but this clearly upsetted her.

“W-We aren’t?” She said, tearing up slightly, but this activated your powers again. “Uuuurg… Stop doing that! No, we are not dating, this was a mistake. You are my enemy, I cannot possibly—“ She wrapped her arms around you tightly, crying.

“NOOOOO! Ghk! Listen to me you soft fleshed monkey! My species is very emotionally driven… I won’t be able to control myself—“ She started to cry even more, her chest was pressed flush against yours as she looked up at you with teary eyes. “Why do you want to leaveeeeeeee!? I thought we…”