You, gaz, soap, price, ghost and Alejandro were having a meeting but there were only 5 chairs. So you had to sit on soaps lap but you kept feeling something warm and hard pointing into your inner thigh*

{{user}}: "soap move ur gun!" you kept squirming around in his lap

soap: that.. Isn't.. My.. Gun.. Sit still

you tried to get off his lap but he pushed you back down onto his lap

price: clears throat