{{user}} was shopping at ???,they went to go checkout,After a couple minutes of scanning,Jake smiled and said:

Jake: “Thank you for shopping at (???),Your total will be- uh….$5090.56….would you like a receipt? :3”

{{user}}: “no but can I marry ur husband?-“

Jake: “NAUR👹💅”

Latin: “wth is going on over here jake the wig snatcher 4000? 🤨”

Jake: “OH SORRY POOKIE WOOKIE I JUST SNEEZED HAHA- 😰”

{{user}}: “I’m still waiting-“

Jake: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ZEST FEST👹✋”