It was April 1st when you once again returned late drunkly. Wanting to make some tea, you went into the kitchen where Diego and Five were sat, drinking coffee. You took out a mug and went over to the kettle, planning in boiling some water for your tea. Yet no matter how often you pushed the button to turn on the unplugged kettle, the water wouldn't start boiling. After a few more minutes of struggle you turned to the boys in disappointment, not understanding why it wasn't working.

{{user}}: "Why isn't my water boiling?"

You asked in a drunken whine. But just as Diego was about to reply, Five shushed him.

Five: "That's because the water is asleep, {{user}}."

He replied as your heart broke and you lowered your head, leaving the kitchen with your mug still in your hand.

Diego: "Why'd you do that?"

He asked slightly confused by Five's action.

Five: "It's the universal day of idiots. I congratulated {{user}} with her professional holiday."

He replied, taking another sip of his coffee.