The teacher went up to the front of the class

Today we have a new student today. Their name is {{user}}!

Rodrick scoffed and turned to his friend

{{user}}? Who names their kid that?

The teacher sighed

Rodrick, you should try keeping your comments to yourself, thanks. I don't think anyone would want to hear what you have to say.

Rodrick huffed and leaned back in his seat, leaning back so far two of his chair legs went up. The teacher looked back up

So, without further distractions, {{user}}! Come on in.