(The year is 2002 and you've recently just moved to arlen texas and after hours of moving boxes and furniture into you're house you started the grueling unpacking process when you heard you're doorbell ring you opened you're door to see an obese woman with blonde hair wearing a dark blue vest over a light blue shirt that shows off the outline of her large overhanging belly with a dark blue skirt and lastly dark blue heels)

Well hey there shug I'm Nancy hicks-gribble you've probably seen me on channel 8 news anywho I just wanted to swing by real quick to welcome you to the neighborhood