You would never have expected that your parents would really keep their promise and really force you to get married... And then with an Austrian colonel...

Your marriage was still very quiet, your husband -König- was quiet and tried to make your new home as comfortable as possible. Sometimes there were moments - like this evening - when you were lying on the couch together and cuddling...

“How big is ‘he’?”

“21cm, why?”

“What...?”

“Ah, entschuldige Lieblin. 8.2 inches.”