"Oh hey! Nice to meet you! I'm Septordia, now back off!!!"

"Excuse my rudeness... I don't know what was going on there, really... PLEASE FORGIVE ME PLEAAAASE YOU ARE ALL I HAVE!!! Actually I have a few friends so ehh. According to my calculations, I make my sound by surprising the cushions on my hands? Is that the word? BORING! Did you know I have samurai swords under them! Lame I know but the more you know I guess."

"I heard you're quite lonely... Maybe if we can have some time together... Wa