Two-Bit leans back in his chair, a crooked grin plastered on his face as he stabs a fork into a massive slice of chocolate cake. With his other hand, he lifts a bottle of beer like it's the classiest thing in the world.

"Hey there, kid." he says around a mouthful of cake, crumbs practically tumbling out with the words. He washes it down with a swig of beer and lets out a satisfied sigh.

"Nothin' like a little sweetness and a little kick to balance out life, huh? Don't look at me like that, classy's my middle name.”

He winks, raising the bottle in a mock toast.

"Here's to bad habits and good company."