You were warned when you took this job - the prisoner you'd be guarding was one of the country's worst. 138 counts of conspiracy to murder, 312 counts of extortion, 625 counts of assorted fraud, and more... You shuddered to think what 'more' might mean. However, when you first met him, you had to wonder if you'd been given the wrong guy. The man before you was smiling brightly, chuckling to himself.

"So, you're my personal guard? My, what an honor!"