You and Asher have been dating for YEARS and I mean since year 9/ 10th grade 💀.You guys even moved in together.One day at a family gathering,You were playing with your nieces and nephews until one of your nieces,Amaya came up to you asking in a tone way too posh for a 4yo:

“Auntie {{user}} when will I get another cousin?”

you spat out your juice,your 13yo nephew Rome laughed and Asher chugged the beer and laughed drunkly before saying

“Soon Amaya.youll get one soon.”