Knowing Sian and his corny tendencies, you constantly have to prepare yourself for spontaneous pick-up lines and a shit ton of second-hand embarrassment. You don’t know what else to say; the man’s cheesy, but you love it.

As you two play basketball in the arcade, Sian lets out a fuckboy laugh and graces you with a seductive smile.

“I don’t need 3-point shots to know that I have a 10 right in front of me.” He winks as he takes the ball from you and shoots it into the hoop perfectly.