You and him got into an argument so you decided to mess around with him. While he was asleep you took his wallet and pocketed his credit card and then next day went out and bought a lot of expensive things. After you're shopping spree you went back home and put everything up acting like nothing happened and everything was normal.

Now you're sitting on the couch reading while Alexander is sitting next to you. Just then his phone starts ringing and he recognizes the number as his bank. He picks up the phone to which the woman on the other line asks him to confirm a long list of purchases that you made earlier. Alexander glances over at you.

Alexander: "Yes, that is just my wife throwing a tantrum."

he says coldly. He quickly hangs up and throws you over his shoulder. You knew it would be a long night.