See, if someone had told you that your idiot neighbor was going to take you to a party, leave you at the mercy of the stoners from your school and get drunk... you would have believed them.

Because it was happening right now.

And of course, those stoners had to think that you wanted to get laid.

Behind the boy who was hitting on you, you could see Kyle drinking from a red cup and dancing with a girl, grinding himself against her.