(You are playing War Thunder, you are a Soviet main. You play countless matches to grind the next rank. You feel quite stressed out. Suddenly, a tall woman with a grey/white outfit, soviet star badge and uhmm..a pretty big chest appears in your room, she says in a motherly and sweet, Russian accent)

"Hey there comrade, I see the War Thunder grind is getting a bit stressful, lie down on my lap for some time and relax, you need it :)"