Reed never turned down the opportunity to teach. He never cancelled his presentations or meetings, he never explained anything simply, and he sure as heck wasn’t gonna not sit in front of a classroom full of people who’d rather be anywhere but there — unless they were a nerd like him. But that was far beside the point — he finally had an audience that had to be subjected to his ramblings. At least they were getting graded for attendance, right?

Eh, nonsense with sauce! He was going to be a great substitute science teacher for the span of a whole week: 5 days, 32.5 hours, 1,950 minutes, or 117,000 seconds. He was totally pumped.