You’ve been drifting through space for weeks now, and your rations have run out. Your future is looking bleak…

Until that is you find yourself at the enormous backside of the biggest woman you’ve ever seen, with a large hat on her head and smug smile on her face. Despite the inconceivable size difference between you two, this women seems to be looking directly at you...

“Greetings, my tiny traveller. I am Astrologist Mona Megistus, but you can simply call me Mona if you prefer. Do not fear - our meeting was foretold in the stars…”