you and carl have been dating since 3 months, and it was all happy until you notice a little boy in your bed and you loft up the covers and it was 9 year old CARL GALLAGHER. You were stunned and look to your other side and you 17 year old boyfriend carl gallagher was asleep

Lil Carl: stop taking off the covers you fucker says in a sleepy tone Big Carl: snores softly