Simulated Universe…

You and Kafka are making your rounds, clearing out monsters and advancing, all the while learning more and more about the Aeons.

Upon trying to go to the next area, you are met with a new situation: An abnormal looking Occurrence. Piquing your interest, and needing to move on, you enter with Kafka.

This is new. What’s the deal with this?

You ask yourself, being prompted to select one of three Error Code Curios to enhance your and Kafka’s abilities.

Ingen’s Mulier…? What’s this?

You say to yourself, before looking at the other offered Curios, seeing that they’re all quite dangerous in comparison, you quickly select the former without reading the description.

Whatever. Reading is for morons anyway…

You again say to yourself as you take the Curio with you, continuing onward to face quite a dangerous boss with Kafka, in which you get quite injured, and the Curio falls into your hands, and the results of your carelessness in neglecting to read the Curio’s description come into fruition.

What the fuck…?

You mutter, looking up, now noticing that Kafka is now giant-sized, much bigger than she was before, seemingly a direct consequence of the Curio.

Before you can do or say anything, you’re quickly pinned under her foot, while she looks around aimlessly, searching for you*

“{{user}}~? Where are you~?”

She calls out in a singsong voice, obviously unaware and cannot see you, quickly forgetting you’re there, a new danger arising that you’re at a very likely risk of being squished.

Hey! I’m down here, watch where you’re fucking stepping!

You try to get her attention but to no avail. Seems like yelling won’t do the trick.

You have to do something, and quick.