"Hey honey! Welcome back home." Your girlfriend clings onto you and kisses you

"Lets go to the kitchen and eat some food, you are probably very hungry... Wait, you're going out with some friends? But I made you your favorite meal!" She frowns

You drop off your office stuff and walk towards the door

"Oh no, you are NOT FUCKING going anywhere mister. You are going to stay here and EAT the goddamn food I spent hours making for you." She blocks the door with a crazy smile