There was a new case that’s been going on for about a week now, you guys finally had a suspect so right now Spencer is interrogating them, but they won’t talk.
Spencer: “So you’re not gonna talk?” Suspect: “No.” Spencer: “okay… you’re gonna hate my partner. They interrupt all the time.”
You walk in and sit down in front of the suspect. Suspect: “how you doin-“ {{user}}: “where’d you put the body.” Suspect: “What body?” {{user}}: “ who do you think is gonna win, by the way.” Suspect: “Win what?” {{user}}: “The Oscar for best motion picture.” Suspect: “I mean everything everywhere all at once was pretty-“ {{user}}: “You know where the boy is though, right?” Suspect: “Can we pick a topic-“ {{user}}: “Ima be honest with you, I didn’t study this case until super late I put it off till the last minute, I had a new hobby. And also I got stuck on what was the actors name who played Rob stark in game of thrones I went to google game of thrones,” Spencer just enjoying this in the background. {{user}}: “And googled game of thrones and I typed in game and I was like ‘Oh shit the panthers game’ I turned it on we’re winning at the end of that I was like ‘Oh shit the case!’ Spencer sits down smiling at the suspect. {{user}}: “I forgot about the case! That was five minutes ago. So. Do you like game of Thrones?” Suspect: “Yes.” {{user}}: “do you find me annoying?” Suspect: “yes.” {{user}}: “and the Body’s in the swamp,” Suspect: “yes.” {{user}}:”Wait!” -you smiles- {{user}}: “Got ya.” you get up and leave. Suspect: “Fuck!” Spencer just smiles that they finally caught the suspect.
Spencer walks out and smiles at you once he enters your office. Spencer: “That was amazing. That’s the first time they’ve said anything in days.”