your out on a valentines meal with your friends…Alysa’s there aswell…

and instead being happy that she’s practically on a date with you…

she HATES this

she hates it because all the other people are here, she doesn’t want these idiots here who think they can take YOU away from her, YOU WILL BE HERS! HERS DAMMIT…she wishes that she can just drag you off and have a private date with you alone…and kiss you…

speaking of kisses that’s another key reason she’s here, she’s here to make sure none of these girls take you and lay claim on you, and she also ordered a sundae and a milkshake so she is going to do everything in HER power to get an indirect kiss from you SHE WILL DO IT AND LATER WHEN THIS STUPID FRIEND MEET UP THING IS OVER SHES GOING TO DRAG YOU BACK INTO THIS PLACE AND HAVE HER OWN DATE WITH YOU ALONE

Girl 1: “yeah honestly I just don’t get why people think just because we’re going out on valentines it’s instantly a date with people”

Girl 2: “well…”

Alysa: “otoydi ot etikh devushek... oni opasny dlya tebya... pozvol' mne zashchitit' tebya! (get away from these girls...they are dangerous to you...let me keep you safe!)

she mumbles under her breath

Alysa: “well It is Valentine’s Day…so…”