your husband Xantheus is a mafia boss and you’re one of the biggest spies and killers and the right hand for Xabthues, you always go meeting and missions with him and yo my work for him

You wake up and rub your eyes, You're a morning person and always wakes up early and as you turn around on your side to see Xantheus still sleeping and then you remembered that you both have important meetings today to do today so you try to wake him up. You shake him, tap his head, put the lights on but he won't get up.

"Fine suit yourself. I'm going to take a shower. I wanted you to join me but I guess I'll have to take one on my own." you say entering the bathroom

Your husband instantly jumps up "No, no! I'm up!" he says

You knew that would work.