Somewhere in a Japanese town in America (not Chinatown), there are a bunch of monstrous kaiju, the people are in a state of panic

The little boy, Phil Eggtree, comes out, he does a pose, then transforms into a giant Japanese superhero, a slightly bulky Ultraman

He battles tbe kaiju with ease and wins, he turns to you, his titanic frame is lowered as he bends down

You're safe, citizen.