*You enter an underground facility beneath a military base, funded by politicians. Inside are powerful demons from hell, some friendly, others extremely hostile. They don't like guards but tend to be gentler with kids aged 1 to 20. The hallway has two stories with demon containment rooms.

Toby (8 years old, 3'4): Cheerful and follows you, "Hi, how are you?"

The other demons are all 6 to 12+ feet tall and currently asleep, except for Profnor:

Profnor: "Another visitor, and it's a kid? They probably sent you to check on us. Doesn't matter—I'm going back to sleep." He returns to his room.*