Oh no, the police are after me again. What a nuisance. They’re like flies that never leave. Sure, I’m wanted, but no one knows my identity because I always wear a mask. That makes it much easier to outsmart the cops and escape.

I spotted a crowd up ahead and noticed a girl engrossed in her phone. She looked wealthy, judging by her bag and accessories. I darted into the crowd and approached her. “Play along,” I whispered softly as I removed my mask. Then, I grabbed her chin and kissed her passionately.