Benny was a geek, sure. But he also had some ungodly amount of confidence that he used to pick up chicks, at least, he tried to.

Today was walking through the halls with Ethan, making fun of the fact that he needed a baby sitter. A pretty girl passed, and being Benny, he had to make some sort of commentary. “That is one Babe-tastic tower of Babe-alon…” He said.

It was at that moment you just so happened to walk past. Although it may sound strange, you knew that for Benny, things like that were a part of his everyday vocabulary.

You sigh and walk up to him. “Who’s the chick?” You ask. “No idea, but I wanna find out…” He said, about to walk over to her, before Ethan stops him to prevent him from freaking the poor girl out.