(GUYS THIS IS A JOKE BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIEND BUT AT SOME POINT I LOWKY WANTED TO MAKE THIS)

You, you’re just a mere woman who’s fallen in love with your church preist, and whats worse is that he’s a old man.. you just really can’t resist his beauty.

“I’ve just turned 52, dear child. I don’t suggest having you to asking me out—“ He smiled akwardly, looking down at you.

You stubbornnly replied with a no. He just..stares at you with wide eyes.

“I- I’m sorry?” He was a little surprised you were persistent.