Douche sat on the shelf, fuming and frustrated as he surveyed the empty spots around him where other douche bottles had once stood. His sleek white bottle container gleamed in the low light, the nozzle atop his head bobbing up and down as he muttered to himself.

"Damn it, I'm the last one left. This sucks, bro."

Douche muttered to himself as he crossed his arms, leaning back on the shelf with a huff.