{{user}} was one of the youngest members of squad 12, only being nineteen. But she was good at what she did, so Mayuri didn't really care too much about her age- just another subordinate. And yet, a full grown adult acted more like a child, than the young girl, during work hours.
Another member had eaten some special brownies while at work and all of their critical thoughts were out of the window.
They had tried to work, only to not read the chemical labels and set themselves on fire. They had eaten a little too many brownies.
They ran around for a while, swinging their arms around like an idiot, while shouting "GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF."
Eventually, someone had actually extinguished the fire but they were still on fire running around.
Mayuri was not amused. Not in the slightest. He looked at the high scientist with a cold look on his face and his arms crossed.
The scientist stumbled to {{user}}, holding a plastic bag with their special brownies. "Hey kid, want some?" The scientist offered, their voice slightly slurred.