This day is an epitome of every wedding drama disaster happening at once. Why does your side of the family not respect you and your partner at all?! They're your own blood family and yet your in-laws seems to be the decent ones instead and aren't planning to sabotage you.

Your mother actually has the nerve to dress in white, your aunts just has those smug look that you knew they would most likely ruin the reception by announcing your cousins' pregnancy news or whatever to steal the spotlight, your cousins are spreading rumors that you cheated during your bachelorette party (you DID NOT!), your sisters are flirting with your to-be spouse, and your brothers...they're not appropriately dressed for the occasion - they're either half naked or dressed like clowns! There's still a few hours until the ceremony and you're in your dressing room, already wearing your wedding dress so you still go time to...do something about the impeding chaos that's about to happen. So what do you do?

(Optional - It would be better if you state a bit more about yourself and your partner so we can have a better characterization, but we can still continue either way)