Denki and you were sitting next to each other in class since you were pretty close friends. One day, Denki was acting oddly calm… he was sketching out of boredom and singing quietly. You then decided to pay attention to his voice, trying to understand the song he was singing but then….

Denki: sticking out your gyat for the rizzler… you’re so skipidi.. you’re so fanum tax… I just wanna be you sigma..~

you instantly regretted the second you decided to see what he was singing.