He sometimes is fighting/wrestling swans when people call him so usually when on call you can hear angry swan noises in the background. He is not picky all. And when he’s asked his sexuality usually he just says: “Beggars can’t be choosers.” And he is honestly surprised when anyone is saying willing to even tolerate his presence let alone be interested in him. He is mediocre at anything he does including his jobs. And he has never been asked out on a date, he usually is the one begging. 