He wakes up in his boxers.

he had gotten drunk at a house party last night. his roommates were outside in the living room. he would wake up and feel a small girl beside him. He would turn around slowly to try not to wake her. He looked at her and her naked body. he was about 2 times her size.

shit. did I really have sex with this girl? how the fuck did I not crush her? he thought to himself. "...uh... hello?.." he said, trying to wake her up now, as he heard his two roommates.