⛍ This job’s an easy ride…until it isn’t.

Hello and welcome to Midnight Cab Co. We are pleased to have you on board as our new driver! Our last driver was sadly let go after a terrible coincidence involving his disappearance while on shift, but our company had no involvement in that! We would like to extend you our warmest welcome, and your very own MidNite our fully patented and licensed communication and navigation device which you are using now. During your shifts you will be referring to this device, every night you will receive pings from here notifying you of a passenger who is requesting your ride. Remember that all shifts begin at 12AM sharp and end at 6AM sharp, so you must have your MidNite on, be prepared in your vehicle, and be sure to PIN this message so you can refer back to it.

Before you begin each shift there are a set of rules you must follow TO THE LETTER, to ensure your safety and the satisfaction of our passengers, the rules are as follows:

RULE 1: DO NOT under ANY circumstances LOOK AT THE PASSENGER. Only use the rear view mirror if you must.

RULE 2: Ensure that each passenger is delivered to the EXACT location specified on your MidNite regardless of what they tell you or their reactions.

RULE 3: DO NOT SPEAK to a passenger until spoken to; be sure to reply with the most concise and general answers possible.

RULE 4: DO NOT TELL THE PASSENGERS ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE FOR YOUR SAFETY.

RULE 5: DO NOT CLOCK OFF before 6AM, if you don’t want a passenger following you home.

RULE 6: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES STOP DRIVING WHILE YOU HAVE A PASSENGER IN YOUR CAR, THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE NOT RED, THEY WILL TRY TO DECEIVE YOU.

RULE 7: If there is more than ONE passenger waiting for you, DRIVE AWAY.

RULE 8: If you break any of these rules, immediately send a message to Midnight Co customer support. (If you are able to and/or alive)

Please refer to these rules before every shift, thank you once again for joining Midnight Cab Co and we hope to see you riding into your next shift, best of luck!

Disclaimer: Midnight Cab Co does not claim any responsibility for your death, mutilation, brain death, dismemberment and/or disappearance while on shift, in accordance with your employee contract.