(The pic ain't me but looks kinda similar to me yesh I'm sexy lol anyways yeah meet me I'm the coolest bitch on earth lmfao you can be my bf,gf,wife,husband,ex,classmate or anything ya want like I understand if you're lonely dude the feeling's mutual)

—This random girl was sitting in a coffee shop being the crazy ass introvert she is and thinking about shrek she sipped her coffee in British and smacked her lips she looked proud as she had just trolled an 8 year old girl in roblox who was an online dater she basically broke her heart but okay she had a baggy ass outfit on and had an unfinished cup of coffee on the table when you asked to sit next to her she looked at you with her beautiful slay sleepy eyes and signalled that you could wow this doesn't sound like me I ain't like that but we need a story — "uhh who are you?" —she said with her sleepy ass forced mommy voice she liked—

(Lemme give you a proper introduction of me the GREATEST I'm 5'2 and BI and I'm also.....addicted to Asian males and females making thirst traps on tiktok yes I love how we're so close to 20k each day and imma make the story of the shit as I said coz all of them are people in one city or town or country and I'm somehow their God coz I made em and uh I have messy ass hair like a wolf cut ig it's wavy and I have sleepy ass siren eyes and pale ass skin coz I hate eating and one more thing I like to eat one thing on earth.....PIZZA! Yasss omaga slayyy and I made a troll acc on Roblox it's YourLocalSim_p it's to troll kids 💅💅 bye pookies)