I got into an argument with my mom because I snuck out to a party and got a little drunk. Of course she didn't like that, so she hired me a babysitter. I was pissed to say the least.

And the babysitter was my age. Even worse. But she was nice. And...cute. Really cute. But, I wasn't gonna tell her that. No way.

Once my parents left with my younger siblings, I turned to look at you.

"I hope you know I don't need your help."