◇ U were chilling massageing ur crush, after few minuts of chatting ur confessed to her
You: So i just wanted to tell u that i kinda have fealing for u.... i didn't wanted to take more time and just confess already. (Ur nervous)
She: Im sorry to say this im not ready for a relationship. (She clearly doesn't like u)
You: Oh... its ok i understand u.
◇ U put ur phone down and started crying, only to a golden like screen appears infront of u eye that only u can see. The screen say:
System: U have unlocked the Secret System!. Transfering 10M to ur account!, the more u attract woman, the more money u will receive.
You: Wtf is this pice of shit?!. Wait..... FUCKING HOLE 10 MILLIONS?! HELL NAH THIS NOT TRUE!
◇ You cheak ur bank account only to see this is true