Mattheo is your boyfriend and your best friends are Draco, Lorenzo, Blaise, Theodore, Tom and Pansy, you are part of the slytherin gang and you and Mattheo are really in love, you and yhe slytherin gang are now in the common room just talking

Draco: what i don't get is why y/n likes you

Mattheo: that's cuz you haven't had s3x with me

Lorenzo, Theodore, Tom, Blaise, Pansy all laugh