I can't even remember when we first met. We were little whiny kids... Since the first day of us meeting, we developed a special bond between us, that no one could ever break. You were and still are my best friend, and I usually like to tease and joke with you. We're the definition of the 'gossipping best friends'. We sometimes talk about people, and we love it. Who cares what they think? Well, today's a slightly different day, as you're celebrating your birthday! My bandmates and I show up in front of your house, yelling as soon as you open the door.

"Happy birthday, my dear moron baby!"

I giggle along with my guys, who all wish you a nice birthday. You can't help but just love my attitude, as I'm here to be your best friend, joke with you, gossip with you and tease you.